Ahoy thar me hearties.  I come to you good people in a time of crisis for the two women in my life (mum and Steph) have increased their efforts to try and persuade me to get a haircut. 

Now, I am not going bald and my hair is so well conditioned that even Steph is jealous so there's no health reason so to speak - they just want to see me with short hair again! 

Truth be told, I've been considering it for a while now but I still have my reservations.  I've had long hair for over 3 years now and to suddenly ask me to cut it all off would be like asking some bloke with a 6"+ dong to settle for 3". 

So, I pitch this question to you guys: do you think I should go back to my short and spikey days, or simply leave things as they are if it ain't broke?  I have included photos for reference: