What do you think of me? - "HIT IN THE USA" by BEAT CRUSADERS (this really made me chuckle)

Will I have a happy life? - "ALIVE" by Raiko (good, looking good)

What do friends really think of me? - "Beat Of The Rising Sun" by Dave Rodgers (yes, I know I'm an Initial D freak...)

Do people secretly lust after me? - "Cruel Angel's Thesis" by Yoko Takahashi (um...)

What makes me happy? - "Run!  Run!  Run!" by Maki Otsuki (I like working out?)

What makes me sad? - "Reason" by Nami Tamaki (voices of reason, boo)

How can I maximise pleasure during sex? "Scramble" by Yui Horie with UNSCANDAL (scramble what, eggs...?  Ooh...)

What should I do with my life? - "White Reflection" by Two-Mix (good call!)

Why is there suffering? - "Promise" by TiA (yes, empty promises do make people suffer!)

Why are there good things too? - "Let Me Be With You" - ROUND TABLE featuring  Nino (this is getting creepy)

What does my significant other think of me? - "SUNDAY" by The Babystars (as opposed to Monday - Saturday?)

Will I ever have children? - "GO!!!" by FLOW ("GO!!!" as in "yes" or "no"?)

Will I die happy? - "Don't Make Me Wild Like You" by Etsuko Nishio (...)

Can you give me some advice? - "Rewrite" by Asian Kung-fu Generation (hahaha)

What do you think happiness is? - "Hemisphere" by Maaya Sakamoto (well, Hamlet and Hemisphere both begin with H...)

What do you think sadness is? - "Running In The '90s" by Max Coveri (that's sooo last decade)

Why are we here? - "Family" by the Straw Hat Pirates (quite literally!)

I approve of this new method of future telling; it's like a Magic 8 ball (did anyone ever have one of those besides me?) only more accurate!